Farewell Scarlett, Hello Ethel!
(I mean Scarlett went & got married up at a moose lodge in Canada...and didin't even invite me!)
ETA: if Mike changes his avatar, I think I know which one he'll pick.
Millie Jackson?
How'd you know that!? You haven't been here that long!
Kudos and extra frink points to Tinka for that insight.