Tasteless Leon Klinghofer joke:
Q: Why didn't Leon Klinghofer take a shower on the cruise ship?
A: Because he wanted to wash up on shore.
OMG that's worse than the Christa McAuliffe joke:
Q: What was the last thing Christa McAuliffe said to her husband?
A: You take care of the dog; I'll feed the fish.
BOS2 Fogerty, getting ready for "ACTober", obviously.