BOS the Mighty Zep. Percy's woman found a "brown-eyed man" with a bigger percy than Percy.
From McSweeney's:
Opening Sentences to
A Tale of Two Cities Rejected by Dickens Before He Settled on
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times ..."
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In anticipation of her lover's late-night call, Lucie slowly unbuttoned her bodice.
Good times. Bad times. You know I've had my share.
I'd just sat down to my morning pipe when there was a rap on my door, which, by sound alone, led me to believe it was a 5-foot-tall French chimney sweep with the gout.
It was one helluva time.
Marley was as dead as a doornail.