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The Cheezy Gossip Thread
« on: February 03, 2005, 10:34:12 AM »
YEE-HAW! This here's Buckaroo Beej! I ride the cyber plains & prairies, a'lookin for good (or stupid) gossip to share with y'all!

I done found this here on the Defamer website by way of Fametracker.

It's 2 scans from a Mexican tabloid and it concerns 2 of Hollywood's hottest senioritas...





Obviously, this cain't be true because that would be, like, putin' near the hottest thing I could imagine- and I gots a goood imagination.
« Last Edit: October 31, 2011, 11:17:57 AM by RGMike »
nakes? On my plane?

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« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2005, 10:42:35 AM »
She wasn't grabbin' her ass -- she was... uh... helping her down the ramp. Or something. Yeah, that's it!
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« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2005, 10:46:15 AM »
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She wasn't grabbin' her ass -- she was... uh... helping her down the ramp. Or something. Yeah, that's it!


I'm sure that's her story. But it looks like a pretty deliberate ass-grab to me.
Let's get right to it.

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« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2005, 10:46:50 AM »
So, is Penelope Cruz still "dating" Tom Cruise- or did he shave that beard?
nakes? On my plane?

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« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2005, 11:07:54 AM »
"i don't know what to- i don't know what to say!"

(a kewpie doll to anyone who can name the origin of that quote.)

that's 2 durned hot.

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« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2005, 11:40:45 AM »
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"i don't know what to- i don't know what to say!"

(a kewpie doll to anyone who can name the origin of that quote.)

that's 2 durned hot.


Make it a 3-way with CZ-J and I'm there.
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« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2005, 11:50:42 AM »
Yeah, this works for me. If this were a political advertisement I'd be all, like, "I'm Beej and I approve this lesbian relationship."

Adding C-Z J is just overkill. I mean, by all means- do it! But, geez. I'm trying to work here, people!   :D
nakes? On my plane?

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« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2005, 01:41:34 PM »
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Yeah, this works for me. If this were a political advertisement I'd be all, like, "I'm Beej and I approve this lesbian relationship."

Adding C-Z J is just overkill. I mean, by all means- do it! But, geez. I'm trying to work here, people!   :D


ditto, ditto. and ditto.

i think i peed my pants.

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like a blast from the pants"

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« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2005, 01:51:16 PM »
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i think i peed my pants.


If you'd been standing in the middle of life with your pants behind you that wouldn't've happened.  Where IS your pants?
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« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2005, 02:36:51 PM »
Now, that's a callback!
nakes? On my plane?

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« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2005, 03:39:27 PM »
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Now, that's a callback!


LSHIPMP!
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« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2005, 03:40:58 PM »
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Now, that's a callback!


LSHIPMP!


you pissed your past?

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« Reply #12 on: February 03, 2005, 03:44:20 PM »
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Now, that's a callback!


LSHIPMP!


you pissed your past?


and most of my future...
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« Reply #13 on: February 04, 2005, 10:52:09 AM »
Hey Alicat, help us out with the translation:

"Que tia tan mas acolchonadita!"

I know enough that "son o no son?" means "are they or aren't they?"
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« Reply #14 on: February 04, 2005, 12:01:08 PM »
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Hey Alicat, help us out with the translation:

"Que tia tan mas acolchonadita!"

I know enough that "son o no son?" means "are they or aren't they?"


i think it means something like: "she has so much padding!"