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princessofcairo

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« Reply #30 on: February 17, 2005, 08:35:39 AM »
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Speaking of, have you seen Sideways?

VHM Kojak!  can't wait for Ving's new version. RRRRRROWR!


not yet. i haven't seen much of anything. i'm slowing down on my netflix schedule, even. i finally finished watching season one of "arrested development" last night. i was quite pleased with it.

yumyum ving! that's my dish of choice.
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« Reply #31 on: February 17, 2005, 08:35:42 AM »
Sorry, but 11:35am EST (and especially 8:35am PST!) is too early for "Let's Get It On."  I'm all for morningsex but not *appeals* to it.
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« Reply #32 on: February 17, 2005, 08:36:49 AM »
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Sorry, but 11:35am EST (and especially 8:35am PST!) is too early for "Let's Get It On."  I'm all for morningsex but not *appeals* to it.


you are so pennsylvania.
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« Reply #33 on: February 17, 2005, 08:36:55 AM »
something nice in my head as I leave for a long school day.  Have fun
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« Reply #34 on: February 17, 2005, 08:37:51 AM »
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We're ALL sensitive people... with so MUCH to give...


Stop beatin' around the Bush!
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« Reply #35 on: February 17, 2005, 08:38:22 AM »
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Sorry, but 11:35am EST (and especially 8:35am PST!) is too early for "Let's Get It On."  I'm all for morningsex but not *appeals* to it.


you are so pennsylvania.

Fine.  Just for you, I hope next time we visit 1973, Bob plays "You Sure Love to Ball."
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“The choir of children sing their song.  They've practiced all year long.  Ding dong.  Ding dong.  Ding dong.”

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« Reply #36 on: February 17, 2005, 08:39:27 AM »
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Sorry, but 11:35am EST (and especially 8:35am PST!) is too early for "Let's Get It On."  I'm all for morningsex but not *appeals* to it.


you are so pennsylvania.

Fine.  Just for you, I hope next time we visit 1973, Bob plays "You Sure Love to Ball."


what's that?
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« Reply #37 on: February 17, 2005, 08:39:44 AM »
2nd BOS = the Who.  IMHO Quadrophenia is a movie that actually holds up quite well, as opposed to, say, Tommy.
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« Reply #38 on: February 17, 2005, 08:40:18 AM »
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Sorry, but 11:35am EST (and especially 8:35am PST!) is too early for "Let's Get It On."  I'm all for morningsex but not *appeals* to it.


you are so pennsylvania.

Fine.  Just for you, I hope next time we visit 1973, Bob plays "You Sure Love to Ball."


what's that?


another song on the same album.
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« Reply #39 on: February 17, 2005, 08:42:47 AM »
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what's that?


another song on the same album.

ok.

"you're dead from the knees up," gaz.
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« Reply #40 on: February 17, 2005, 08:55:43 AM »
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Sorry, but 11:35am EST (and especially 8:35am PST!) is too early for "Let's Get It On."  I'm all for morningsex but not *appeals* to it.


"But I really do like it in the morning much better" -- Genya Ravan
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« Reply #41 on: February 17, 2005, 09:59:16 AM »
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Sorry, but 11:35am EST (and especially 8:35am PST!) is too early for "Let's Get It On."  I'm all for morningsex but not *appeals* to it.


"But I really do like it in the morning much better" -- Genya Ravan


you guys ever heard of Uncle Bonsai?  A singer-songwriter-ish folk/rock trio from Seattle, primarily the two females share lead vocals.  This is one of their better known songs:  "Boys Want Sex in the Morning"

Boys want
Sex in the morning
Sex in the morning
When I'm not my best
Boys want
Sex in the morning
Sex in the morning
Tearing at my breast
Boys want
Someone who's winsome
Someone to pin
Someone to undertake
Boys want
Someone to fall on
Someone to crawl on
Someone half awake

Boys want
Sex in the morning
Sex in the morning
Covers at my knees
Boys want
Rotten conditions
Passive positions
I am a trapeze
Boys want
Someone who's sleepy
Someone who's keeping
Nothing in too deep
Boys want
Somebody first hand
Someone to burst
And then go back to sleep

There is nothing I like better
Than a jostle now and then
With the hands under the sweater
And the back that starts to bend
But before my eyes are open
I don't want to have to hide
From a simpleton still poking
With a thimbleful of pride

Boys want
Sex in the morning
Sex in the morning
Soiling the sheets
Boys want
Sex while I'm yawning
Suddenly spawning
When I'm half asleep
Boys want
Someone unconscious
Somebody not just
Waiting for a thrill
Boys want
Sex with surprises
Sex with sunrises
Someone on the pill

There is nothing like a lover
Who can satisfy your needs
And the joy when you discover
Just how often he succeeds
But before my eyes can focus
I don't need him to surprise
By descending like a locust
On a field of sleeping thighs

Boys want
Sex in the morning
Sex in the morning
When I'm still not fresh
Boys want
Something that strikes them
Someone who likes them
Fondling their flesh
Boys want
Someone to take and
Someone to break and
Comment on their size
Boys want
Someone to prod and
Someone who'll nod
And then just close her eyes
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« Reply #42 on: February 17, 2005, 10:06:32 AM »
"But before my eyes are open
I don't want to have to hide
From a simpleton still poking
With a thimbleful of pride "

OMG!  That's wonderful!  I must own this.
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« Reply #43 on: February 17, 2005, 10:12:35 AM »
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OMG! That's wonderful! I must own this.


I have it and can copy it for you.  If you liked that then you'd also have to have their most famous-est song: "Penis Envy" (if only for the last line) Read this really quickly then take a meaningful pause after the final "but..."

If I had a penis
I'd wear it outside
In cafes and car lots
With pomp and with pride
If I had a penis
I'd pamper it proper
I'd stay in the tub
And use me as a stopper

If I had a penis
I'd take it to parties
Stretch it and stroke it
And shove it at smarties
I'd take it to pet shows
And teach it to stay
I'd stuff it in turkeys
On Thanksgiving Day

I'd rival my buddies
In sports cars and stick shifts
I'd shower my spire
With girlies and gifts
I'd peek around corners
I'd aim at my toilet
I'd poke it at foreigners
I'd soap it and oil it

If I had a penis
I'd run to my mother
Comb out the hair
And compare it to brother
I'd lance her, I'd knight her
My hands would indulge
Pants would seem tighter
And buckle and bulge

A penis to plunder
A penis to push
'Cause one in the hand
Is worth one in the bush
A penis to love me
A penis to share
To pick up and play with
When nobody's there

I'd sit like a boy
I'd straddle the chair
I'd play with my fly
Albeit with care
I'd dip it in chocolate
I'd stick it in sockets
I'd stroll to the movies
With hands deep in pockets

I'd stick in vacuums
On vacant verandahs
Gas guzzling Volvos
And poodles and pandas
In puddles and drainpipes
In doggies and ditches
Pool halls and potholes
And bottles and bitches
Zucchinis and zebras
Tomatoes, tomatoes
In pineapples, pumpkins
And gulches and grottos
In melons and marshmallows
Gloves and gorillas
Slurpies and slippers
Chinooks and chinchillas

A penis to plunder
A penis to push
'Cause one in the hand
Is worth one in the bush
A penis to love me
A penis to share
To pick up and play with
When nobody's there

If I had a penis
I'd climb every mountain
I'd force it on females
I'd pee like a fountain
If I had a penis
I'd still be a girl
But I'd make much more money
And conquer the world.
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