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Main Discussion Area => Stream of Consciousness => Topic started by: mshray on April 08, 2005, 01:45:23 PM

Title: Lemmy IS God.
Post by: mshray on April 08, 2005, 01:45:23 PM
My friend Carl just called me up 'cuz he won tix to see Motorhead tonight at the Warfield.

So of course I had to recall the following exchange between Brendan Fraser (Chazz), Steve Buscemi (Rex) & Harold Ramis (Chris) in the movie Airheads.  Joe Mantegna (Ian) is the station DJ:

[Chazz and Rex are testing Chris, who claims to be a record co. exec. per the band's hostage demands.]

Chazz: Who'd win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?
Chris Moore: Lemmy.
[Rex imitates a game show buzzer]
Chris Moore: ... God?
[Rex imitates a game show buzzer again]
Rex: Wrong, dickhead, trick question. Lemmy *IS* God.
Chazz: Okay, lemme ask you another question: who's side did you take in the big David Lee Roth-Van Halen split?
Chris Moore: What?
Chazz: Who's side did you take: Halen or Roth?
Chris Moore: ...Van Halen
Ian: HE'S A COP!