a sweet British lady requests and gets BJ's "Scenes From an Eye-talian Restaurant". a couple of reds, a couple of whites, a joint or two...
"engineer boots, leather jackets and tight blue jeans" -- BJ didn't know it then, but that's gayer than anything in Pete's "Rough Boys".
ETA: it just struck me that Manilow shoulda done this song on his '70s-covers CD.