but please -- no "Rico Suave"
Ah, I like that song! Sure, the lyrics are stupid, but that criticism applies to many, many songs.
Consider just the music. There must be an instrumental version from a 12" single out there
somewhere. It's part of a whole genre -- goofy dance music. I'm Too Sexy, Macarena, Mambo No. 5,
Walk Like An Egyptian... it could be a 10@10 theme set!