Don Henley must die.
Jeez! Such vitriol! I think the opening 12-string guitar chords to this song are classic, and provide an excellent sense of the wistfulness of the song.
Davefish was quoting (in jest, I assume) the lyrics of an amusingly nasty Mojo Nixon song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm-o7_VVAoU
oops! My lack of hipness is showing!