Someone Shaved My Wife Tonight is a sledgehammer song for me, although when I bought the 45 (from Woolworth's I'm sure) I had no idea what it was about. Took me decades to realize what he was talking about, and that was only because someone on Elton's "team" told me.
This is your brain. This is your brain married.
here's Elton's variation:
This is your gay brain.
This is your gay brain married to a
woman.