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Tinka Cat

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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #960 on: January 31, 2011, 06:20:55 PM »
"Jason Segel & Paul Rudd Meet Rush"

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/8d840b53de/jason-segel-paul-rudd-meet-rush?rel=player

... and please, no quips like "they can't act, either."  ;)
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #961 on: February 08, 2011, 10:11:54 PM »
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #962 on: February 15, 2011, 11:36:51 AM »
Ahhh, the Golden Age of customer service:

...some asshole is signing your name to stupid letters.
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #963 on: February 18, 2011, 12:00:57 PM »
Apparently this is a real product!   Funny, but practical, if it truly works.
Necessity is the mutha of invention: https://www.bettermarriageblanket.com/
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #964 on: February 18, 2011, 03:05:02 PM »
Oh, them wacky bible-readers:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/man-tattoos-leviticus-1822-that-forbids-homosexua?s=mobile

wonder if that's the arm he uses to, um, pleasure himself? 'cause I think Leviticus forbids that too.
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #965 on: February 24, 2011, 03:59:21 PM »
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #966 on: February 25, 2011, 11:22:59 AM »
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #967 on: February 25, 2011, 01:06:43 PM »
Quote from: urth on February 25, 2011, 11:22:59 AM
More fun from McSweeney's:

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/24peck.html

very funny..!

I like their center-column style.  Does anyone remember the early snarky website called suck?  reminds me of that design. example: http://www.suck.com/daily/1998/05/05/
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #968 on: February 25, 2011, 02:38:35 PM »
Quote from: urth on February 25, 2011, 11:22:59 AM
More fun from McSweeney's:

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/24peck.html
my favorites:

David Bowie: There is still, somewhere, a Dig Dug or Zaxxon machine with your high score on it.

Steely Dan: You have snorted cocaine off a copy of Remembrance of Things Past.
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #969 on: February 25, 2011, 08:10:50 PM »
Quote from: urth on February 25, 2011, 11:22:59 AM
More fun from McSweeney's:

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/24peck.html

The Beatles one fits me snugly:

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The Beatles: You can do exactly 1.5 pull-ups.

But I don't know what he's saying about Airplane fans here:

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Crosby, Stills & Nash: You own an oversized hat.

Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young: You own three or more oversized hats.

Jefferson Airplane: You make your living buying and selling oversized hats.
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #970 on: February 26, 2011, 10:10:39 PM »
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Fleetwood Mac: You have snorted cocaine off a copy of The Hobbit.

There is a reasonable chance that I am a Fleetwood Mac fan.  But maybe it was The Two Towers.
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #971 on: February 26, 2011, 10:24:43 PM »
Quote from: Rod on February 26, 2011, 10:10:39 PM
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Fleetwood Mac: You have snorted cocaine off a copy of The Hobbit.

There is a reasonable chance that I am a Fleetwood Mac fan.  But maybe it was The Two Towers.

In that case you may be Stevie Nicks!
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #972 on: February 27, 2011, 07:06:39 AM »
Quote from: RGMike on February 26, 2011, 10:24:43 PM
Quote from: Rod on February 26, 2011, 10:10:39 PM
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Fleetwood Mac: You have snorted cocaine off a copy of The Hobbit.

There is a reasonable chance that I am a Fleetwood Mac fan.  But maybe it was The Two Towers.

In that case you may be Stevie Nicks!
As a Stevie Nicks fan, I seem to recall it being a copy of Le Morte D'Arthur.  Duh!   ;)
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #973 on: February 27, 2011, 09:38:58 AM »
Quote from: sundaygal on February 27, 2011, 07:06:39 AM
Quote from: RGMike on February 26, 2011, 10:24:43 PM
Quote from: Rod on February 26, 2011, 10:10:39 PM
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Fleetwood Mac: You have snorted cocaine off a copy of The Hobbit.

There is a reasonable chance that I am a Fleetwood Mac fan.  But maybe it was The Two Towers.

In that case you may be Stevie Nicks!
As a Stevie Nicks fan, I seem to recall it being a copy of Le Morte D'Arthur.  Duh!   ;)

I was watching Camelot recently, and when I saw Vanessa Redgrave all decked out as Guinevere, I thought: "she thinks she's Stevie Nicks!"
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Re: Funny Stuff on the Internet
« Reply #974 on: March 01, 2011, 11:23:10 AM »
Quote from: ggould on February 25, 2011, 02:38:35 PM
Quote from: urth on February 25, 2011, 11:22:59 AM
More fun from McSweeney's:

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/24peck.html
my favorites:

David Bowie: There is still, somewhere, a Dig Dug or Zaxxon machine with your high score on it.

Steely Dan: You have snorted cocaine off a copy of Remembrance of Things Past.

I think they saved the best for last:

Jethro Tull: You have a favorite rune.
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