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« Reply #465 on: June 28, 2006, 03:14:16 AM »
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« Reply #466 on: June 28, 2006, 07:27:10 AM »
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she's the queen of the world, as far as i know.


"let’s face it, a woman as dominatrix is easier to sell."

ROTFL!
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« Reply #467 on: June 30, 2006, 11:08:05 AM »
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« Reply #468 on: July 01, 2006, 12:40:45 AM »
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more brilliant Assmussen:

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2006/06/30/DDASMUSSENBR.DTL

Betsy Ross, "Flag hag" -- ROTFL!

They used this as a headline on one of the Daily Show stories.
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« Reply #469 on: July 10, 2006, 11:44:26 AM »
dig this CBS promo for the Star Wars Holiday special:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDiLkPoMjn4
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« Reply #470 on: July 12, 2006, 01:54:28 PM »
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« Reply #471 on: July 14, 2006, 12:48:21 PM »
well, since this is the "funny" thread...

Maxim magazine has handed down a list of the 12 Worst Comedians of All Time...

1. SINBAD
2. MARGARET CHO
3. WHOOPI GOLDBERG
4. YAKOV SMIRNOFF
5. LOUIE ANDERSON
6. SANDRA BERNHARD
7. PAULA POUNDSTONE
8. GALLAGHER / GALLAGHER 2 (Gallagher 2 is the original Gallagher's younger brother. He looks like the olderl Gallagher and basically just uses his old material.)
9. KATHY GRIFFIN
10. JUDY TENUTA
11. CHRISTOPHER TITUS
12. CARLOS MENCIA

So... where's CarrotTop, Pauly Shore and Larry the Cable Guy. Oh, right, this is Maxim we're talking about...
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« Reply #472 on: July 14, 2006, 06:41:23 PM »
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well, since this is the "funny" thread...

Maxim magazine has handed down a list of the 12 Worst Comedians of All Time...

1. SINBAD
2. MARGARET CHO
3. WHOOPI GOLDBERG
4. YAKOV SMIRNOFF
5. LOUIE ANDERSON
6. SANDRA BERNHARD
7. PAULA POUNDSTONE
8. GALLAGHER / GALLAGHER 2 (Gallagher 2 is the original Gallagher's younger brother. He looks like the olderl Gallagher and basically just uses his old material.)
9. KATHY GRIFFIN
10. JUDY TENUTA
11. CHRISTOPHER TITUS
12. CARLOS MENCIA

So... where's CarrotTop, Pauly Shore and Larry the Cable Guy. Oh, right, this is Maxim we're talking about...

Andrew Dice Clay.....
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« Reply #473 on: July 15, 2006, 03:59:22 PM »
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well, since this is the "funny" thread...

Maxim magazine has handed down a list of the 12 Worst Comedians of All Time...

1. SINBAD
2. MARGARET CHO
3. WHOOPI GOLDBERG
4. YAKOV SMIRNOFF
5. LOUIE ANDERSON
6. SANDRA BERNHARD
7. PAULA POUNDSTONE
8. GALLAGHER / GALLAGHER 2 (Gallagher 2 is the original Gallagher's younger brother. He looks like the olderl Gallagher and basically just uses his old material.)
9. KATHY GRIFFIN
10. JUDY TENUTA
11. CHRISTOPHER TITUS
12. CARLOS MENCIA

So... where's CarrotTop, Pauly Shore and Larry the Cable Guy. Oh, right, this is Maxim we're talking about...

Andrew Dice Clay.....


And Tom Green?

Seeing Chris Titus' name reminded me that my friend Kevin, who now lives in NY, was roommates with him in the Haight in the 80s. Says he was kind of a jerk, he always helped himself to Kevin's leftover Chinese food and ate all the chicken out of it. He looks like the kind of guy who'd be a jerk.
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« Reply #474 on: July 15, 2006, 04:05:14 PM »
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well, since this is the "funny" thread...

Maxim magazine has handed down a list of the 12 Worst Comedians of All Time...

1. SINBAD
2. MARGARET CHO
3. WHOOPI GOLDBERG
4. YAKOV SMIRNOFF
5. LOUIE ANDERSON
6. SANDRA BERNHARD
7. PAULA POUNDSTONE
8. GALLAGHER / GALLAGHER 2 (Gallagher 2 is the original Gallagher's younger brother. He looks like the olderl Gallagher and basically just uses his old material.)
9. KATHY GRIFFIN
10. JUDY TENUTA
11. CHRISTOPHER TITUS
12. CARLOS MENCIA

So... where's CarrotTop, Pauly Shore and Larry the Cable Guy. Oh, right, this is Maxim we're talking about...

Andrew Dice Clay.....


On. The. Money.

One gets the feeling that Maxim, beyond just objectifying women, outright hates them.  6/10 is a striking ratio for a male-dominated field, ne?  (7 if you count Louie, but that's just mean.)
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« Reply #475 on: July 15, 2006, 08:34:04 PM »
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On. The. Money.

One gets the feeling that Maxim, beyond just objectifying women, outright hates them.  6/10 is a striking ratio for a male-dominated field, ne?  (7 if you count Louie, but that's just mean.)


Louie's not gay, he's a pedophile, no?

Sadly a LOT of straight men, "beyond just objectifying women, outright hate them".  And I mean a LOT.  But you're right about that ratio. And I'm kinda baffled to see Mencia's name there.
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« Reply #476 on: July 19, 2006, 09:44:45 AM »
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Re: Dancing Matt video
« Reply #477 on: July 19, 2006, 09:47:10 AM »
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http://www.wherethehellismatt.com/


and just WHOthehellismatt?
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« Reply #478 on: July 19, 2006, 11:23:05 AM »
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http://www.wherethehellismatt.com/


and just WHOthehellismatt?


Matt is a 29-year-old deadbeat from Connecticut who used to think that all he ever wanted to do in life was make and play videogames. He achieved this goal pretty early and enjoyed it for a while, but eventually realized there might be other stuff he was missing out on. In February of 2003, he quit his job in Brisbane, Australia and used the money he'd saved to wander around the planet until it ran out. He made this site so he could keep his family and friends updated about where he is.

A few months into his trip, a travel buddy gave Matt the idea of dancing everywhere he went and recording it on his camera. This turned out to be a very good idea. Now Matt is quasi-famous as "That guy who dances on the internet. No, not that guy. The other one. No, not him either. I'll send you the link. It's funny."

The response to the first video brought Matt to the attention of the nice people at Stride long-lasting gum. They asked Matt if he'd be interested in taking another trip around the world to make a new video. Matt asked if they'd be paying for it. They said yes. Matt thought this sounded like another very good idea.

At the start of 2006, Matt left on a 6 month trip through 39 countries on all 7 continents. In that time, he danced a great deal.

Matt dances very badly, but most people don't seem to mind.

Matt is not independently wealthy. Matt also doesn't have some magical secret for traveling cheaply. He does it pretty much the same way everybody else does.

Matt thinks Americans need to travel abroad more.

Matt was a very poor student and never went to college. When he got older, he was pleased to discover that no one actually cares. Matt doesn't want to imply that college is bad or anything. He's just saying is all. There's other ways to fill your head.

Matt currently lives in Seattle, Washington, where he still works in videogames from time to time as a writer and designer. Matt recognizes that this is not the worst job in the world, but he prefers traveling.

Matt is left-handed.

When Matt was younger, he could hang seven spoons on his face at once. Sadly, puberty made Matt's face less conducive to spoon-hanging.

Matt has a little piece of extra cartilage sticking out on the rim of one ear and a little hole in the same place on the other ear. Matt has no idea why this is the case.

Matt is very good with figures and wishes people asked him to multiply things more often.

Matt has never lost a staring contest.

http://www.wherethehellismatt.com/about.html
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« Reply #479 on: July 19, 2006, 11:34:15 AM »
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http://www.wherethehellismatt.com/


and just WHOthehellismatt?


Matt is a 29-year-old deadbeat from Connecticut who used to think that all he ever wanted to do in life was make and play videogames. He achieved this goal pretty early and enjoyed it for a while, but eventually realized there might be other stuff he was missing out on. In February of 2003, he quit his job in Brisbane, Australia and used the money he'd saved to wander around the planet until it ran out. He made this site so he could keep his family and friends updated about where he is.

A few months into his trip, a travel buddy gave Matt the idea of dancing everywhere he went and recording it on his camera. This turned out to be a very good idea. Now Matt is quasi-famous as "That guy who dances on the internet. No, not that guy. The other one. No, not him either. I'll send you the link. It's funny."

The response to the first video brought Matt to the attention of the nice people at Stride long-lasting gum. They asked Matt if he'd be interested in taking another trip around the world to make a new video. Matt asked if they'd be paying for it. They said yes. Matt thought this sounded like another very good idea.

At the start of 2006, Matt left on a 6 month trip through 39 countries on all 7 continents. In that time, he danced a great deal.

Matt dances very badly, but most people don't seem to mind.

Matt is not independently wealthy. Matt also doesn't have some magical secret for traveling cheaply. He does it pretty much the same way everybody else does.

Matt thinks Americans need to travel abroad more.

Matt was a very poor student and never went to college. When he got older, he was pleased to discover that no one actually cares. Matt doesn't want to imply that college is bad or anything. He's just saying is all. There's other ways to fill your head.

Matt currently lives in Seattle, Washington, where he still works in videogames from time to time as a writer and designer. Matt recognizes that this is not the worst job in the world, but he prefers traveling.

Matt is left-handed.

When Matt was younger, he could hang seven spoons on his face at once. Sadly, puberty made Matt's face less conducive to spoon-hanging.

Matt has a little piece of extra cartilage sticking out on the rim of one ear and a little hole in the same place on the other ear. Matt has no idea why this is the case.

Matt is very good with figures and wishes people asked him to multiply things more often.

Matt has never lost a staring contest.

http://www.wherethehellismatt.com/about.html


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