My son Adrian (9) loves the concept of mondegreens & on several occasions we've heard "Every Time You Go Away" on the radio & he belts out: "..you take a piece of meat with you!"
on a related note, I was talking to a fellow dad at school during pick up time today and we were discussing a recent incident in which his son, both of mine & a couple other boys were having difficulty settling who got to be in which tent at their campout last weekend. I said that first one boy, and then my youngest, Gabriel, "volunteered to go to a different tent and extricated themselves from the situation".
Adrian was within earshot & started complaining, how come *his* tent didn't get any extra cake!