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Beej

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« Reply #15 on: April 20, 2005, 08:58:51 AM »
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Ah, but, technically, his name ain't Ratzinger anymore. He's Benedict.

Of course, in America- a name like 'Benedict' won't get you very far.
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« Reply #16 on: April 20, 2005, 08:59:44 AM »
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The first German pope was Gregory the V in the late 900s. He's mentioned in my play.

I used to hang out at a board called Fametracker. But, then that closed. Some of the survivors formed a board I now ang out at called SnarkFest. During the last days at Fametracker I happened to create these 2 pictures: Jesus Hangs Out w/the Olsen Twns & Jesus Does Leno. Yesterday, a SnakFestian was commenting on how funny they were and so the moderator of the board asked me to create something about the new pope.

I came up with this: "Joseph's first few weeks at the new job were great. And his supervisor was a pretty cool guy. Until one day..."


Great stuff, Mr Beej . High-larious!
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« Reply #17 on: April 20, 2005, 09:01:30 AM »
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TPS: Totally Pious Suckers

Ah, but, technically, his name ain't Ratzinger anymore. He's Benedict.

Of course, in America- a name like 'Benedict' won't get you very far.


that's true. he might as well be named mohammed. or pope turque XI.
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« Reply #18 on: April 20, 2005, 09:13:01 AM »
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TPS: Totally Pious Suckers

Ah, but, technically, his name ain't Ratzinger anymore. He's Benedict.

Of course, in America- a name like 'Benedict' won't get you very far.


that's true. he might as well be named mohammed. or pope turque XI.


Pope Tupac? Pope LeBron? Pope Ol' Dirty Bastard?
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« Reply #19 on: April 20, 2005, 09:15:05 AM »
D'oh. I forgot to actually show you these...

Jesus Hangs w/the Olsen Twins

Jesus Does Leno

Thanks, Mike!
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« Reply #20 on: April 20, 2005, 09:18:28 AM »
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D'oh. I forgot to actually show you these...

Jesus Hangs w/the Olsen Twins

Jesus Does Leno

Thanks, Mike!


it's so wrong. the way i feel. about the olsen twins.
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« Reply #21 on: April 20, 2005, 09:18:36 AM »
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Pope Ol' Dirty Bastard?

That would be Pope John XIII.

(a member of the dastardly House of Theophylact- which figures prominantly in my play).

"Pope Mohammed" kinda has a nice ring to it, though. Sort of like "Father Leibowitz".
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« Reply #22 on: April 20, 2005, 09:22:19 AM »
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it's so wrong. the way i feel. about the olsen twins.

You certainly aren't alone. They're cute & all but they don't really gun my motor as much as, say, Michelle Trachtenberg. 2 of her would probably kill me.

Speaking of hot babes & the internet- I'm testing a new photo-hosting service. Click on the thumbnails below to access super-big pics of the delightful Ms Jones that I discovered while trolling yesterday...





(isn't it great that in a thread about the new pope you can see pics of CZJ?)
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« Reply #23 on: April 20, 2005, 09:38:08 AM »
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Speaking of hot babes & the internet- I'm testing a new photo-hosting service. Click on the thumbnails below to access super-big pics of the delightful Ms Jones that I discovered while trolling yesterday...





(isn't it great that in a thread about the new pope you can see pics of CZJ?)


T-Mobile ... get more (cleavage)!
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« Reply #24 on: April 20, 2005, 09:45:09 AM »
That'd be great if they did a commercial where CZJ kicks the Verizon Guy squwa' in the NUTS! (thank you, Eric Cartman).

"Can you hear me n-OOOFFF!"
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« Reply #25 on: April 20, 2005, 09:49:09 AM »
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That'd be great if they did a commercial where CZJ kicks the Verizon Guy squwa' in the NUTS! (thank you, Eric Cartman).

"Can you hear me n-OOOFFF!"


and then CZJ and Sprint Guy have hot monkey sex!  (Excuse me, I need to take a cold shower...)
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« Reply #26 on: April 20, 2005, 09:49:27 AM »
heaven. i'm in heaven.
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« Reply #27 on: April 20, 2005, 09:57:18 AM »
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and then CZJ and Sprint Guy have hot monkey sex! (Excuse me, I need to take a cold shower...)

Now, that's a "telecom merger" I can understand.

Yeah, the Sprint Guy is cool. And in real life- he's married to Terry Farrell. Lucky, lucky man.
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« Reply #28 on: April 20, 2005, 11:38:12 AM »
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Speaking of hot babes & the internet- I'm testing a new photo-hosting service. Click on the thumbnails below to access super-big pics of the delightful Ms Jones that I discovered while trolling yesterday...
Just old fashioned me I guess.  I never understood why someone so pretty needs all that makeup!
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« Reply #29 on: April 20, 2005, 11:39:44 AM »
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Just old fashioned me I guess.  I never understood why someone so pretty needs all that makeup![/quote]

she's an actress! she's acting!
i think the non made-up beauty is reserved for friends and family.
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