"my mind just drew a complete blank"
too much lithium, perhaps?
"I'm so ugly, that's okay 'cuz so are you."
reminds me of Dilbert a few days ago...
Dilbert to Dogbert: I'm the victim of an ugly rumor at work.
Dogbert: Are you saying that the
rumor is ugly or the rumor is that
you're ugly?
Dilbert: I'm saying the rumor itself is ugly.
Dogbert: Well, then I have more bad news for you.