Didn't Dave run a Space Food Sticks ad in a recent set? Man those things were weird. Kind of like a Tootsie Roll, but softer.
so, were they sweet and dessert-y? or did they, um, "taste like chicken"?
They were sweet--flavors like chocolate, orange, and I think maple or something similar. It was the 60s, and sugar was king in kids' snacks. See also: Pop Tarts.
what I do remember was the first attempt at putting freeze-dried fruit in cereal: bananas, strawberries, peaches, blueberries. They're doing it again -- presumably the technology has improved in 40 years -- but damn it was awful. After 5 minutes the fruit would disintegrate into mush. yuck.
VHM Jim and his lazy diamond-studded flunkies. We heard this from Bob last week, no?