One thing I love about copy editing here is the queries I get to ask that I will never get to ask again. In the past two days:
"Dehyph, close 'ass-fuck' as noun per precedent of closed 'buttfuck' in word list?"
"Not sure how to hyph 'ultra super gay DJ' here: is he ultra-super? or ultra-super-gay?"
(The latter is about Junior Vasquez, in case anyone wondered.)
only Bruce Vilanch and Carson Kressley are ultra-super-gay.
When I was driving around greater Cleveland last week WMMS had Mike Teutel, the son from OCC on as a guest (you know, that chopper building show on Discovery channel? if not see here:
http://www.orangecountychoppers.com/occweb_ver2_biopage_mike.php). Now Mikey's a 'bigfella', and the WMMS deejays were asking him if people ever say he looks like this or that other famous bigfella. He said, "No, but sometimes I get Bruce Vilanch."
WMMS guys: "Who??"
Mikey: "Some comic guy, gets paid like $10,000 per joke for the Oscars."
[that screeching sound in your imagination is me trying not to swerve the 12 passenger van into the ditch]