I waited until the 2nd song, so: VHM Dave Mason, proxy WOS for Gaz to Andrew Gold.
Proxy JINX!
So it's 1970 and our "Lonely Boy" has shown up at a shelter for teen runaways.
LB: Why are you here?
Runaway #1: My mother was a drug abuser and my father used to beat me.
Runaway #2: I was thrown out for dating a black man. How about you?
LB: Um ... my folks had a second kid.
R1 and R2: Whoa. Dude.
But they said he was the only son -- and he thought he was the only ONE!!! Harsh.
Meanwhile, Kenny Loggins was whining about sleeping in an empty bed. On a yacht...
