was wathcing the Daily Show with my cousin at his loft in Denver Monday night, & Jon Stewart ws riffing on the 1 week extension for the Iraq constitution ("Okay, you can turn it in late. But the best you can hope for...the BEST you can hope for...is a B.") and he concluded with:
This just in, the Iraqi constitutional assembly spokesman has released a statement saying "We will not be approving the constituion tomorrow, Aug 16, because that is the day Elvis died and it would just be too weird."