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Beej

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R.I.P. Eddie Albert
« on: May 27, 2005, 02:34:03 PM »
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Re: R.I.P. Eddie Albert
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2005, 02:49:58 PM »
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He lived to be 99! Pretty impressive....

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2005/05/27/entertainment/e141235D74.DTL


goodbye city life! Green Acres he is theeeeeere!

coincidentally, as the remake opens today, he was the evil warden in the original Longest Yard.  And he was great in Heartbreak Kid too.
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« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2005, 02:53:41 PM »
I forgot about his evil warden- good stuff!
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« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2005, 03:20:30 PM »
Filed under "I thought he was already dead?"  Sorry.
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« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2005, 03:45:39 PM »
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Filed under "I thought he was already dead?"  Sorry.


Nov 15th, 2077: Legendary Pop Music Critic Joseph McCombs Passes.

McCombs, author of a dozen books and an Oscar-winning screenwriter (for 2042's The Robbie Williams Story) was only 104. His life partner, baseball great Pat Burrell, died last year at the age of 102.

Former President Britney Spears commented, "I thought he was already dead?"
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« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2005, 04:13:40 PM »
The obit continues:

The still-living, cryogenically preserved head of tambourine prodigy Barry J. "Beej" Weir, Jr, had this to say:

"I'll never forget when that crazy kid stuck his finger in the bug zapper at Mshray's house. That was awesome. He didn't know squat about character actors, though. At least he'll get to meet Eddie Albert in person now".
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« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2005, 05:10:23 PM »
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This just found in the journals of rockstar turned boat hermit, Amelia Ray:

Would that Joseph McCombs had Ted Turner's resources. The world would be a happier place, what with everyone dancing to Sylvester, making love to Diana Ross, and smoking dope to jefferson Airplane.

Ray died in her sleep aboard her boat on the Chesapeake Bay on 8 September 2042. She was found with a bottle of Jack Daniels in one hand and a picture of Catherine Zeta-Jones in the other. She had just returned from a viewing of The Robbie Williams Story.
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« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2005, 09:57:50 PM »
You're all much too good.
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« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2005, 12:48:53 AM »
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The obit continues:

The still-living, cryogenically preserved head of tambourine prodigy Barry J. "Beej" Weir, Jr, had this to say:

"I'll never forget when that crazy kid stuck his finger in the bug zapper at Mshray's house. That was awesome.


Um ... I never actually told Mshray about that.  <shudder>

Y'all ass-crazy.
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R.I.P. Eddie Albert
« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2005, 07:39:27 PM »
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The obit continues:

The still-living, cryogenically preserved head of tambourine prodigy Barry J. "Beej" Weir, Jr, had this to say:

"I'll never forget when that crazy kid stuck his finger in the bug zapper at Mshray's house. That was awesome.


Um ... I never actually told Mshray about that.  <shudder>

Y'all ass-crazy.


Amen, brother.  I'm crackin'up. :lol:
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« Reply #10 on: May 31, 2005, 10:04:46 AM »
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The obit continues:

The still-living, cryogenically preserved head of tambourine prodigy Barry J. "Beej" Weir, Jr, had this to say:

"I'll never forget when that crazy kid stuck his finger in the bug zapper at Mshray's house. That was awesome.


Um ... I never actually told Mshray about that.  <shudder>

Y'all ass-crazy.


Okay, time to spill.  What happened?  Do I even have a bug zapper?
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R.I.P. Eddie Albert
« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2005, 10:52:17 AM »
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Ray died in her sleep aboard her boat on the Chesapeake Bay on 8 September 2042. She was found with a bottle of Jack Daniels in one hand and a picture of Catherine Zeta-Jones in the other.


unlike McCombs, who had a picture of Jack Daniels and a bottle of Zeta-Jones.
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