Like Joni Mitchell, but raised on onanism.
You want to have some fun sometime, read
Genesis Ch. 38 for the story of Onan, who was the 2nd son of Judah (and thus the grandson of Jacob, great-great-grandson of Abraham). When you get to the end and Tamar has twins, the one named Perez was the direct patrilineal ancestor of Jesus.
If anyone gives you an argument in favor of Prop 8 that goes something like "I don't want my kids to be taught blah blah blah," just ask them, "Do you let your child read the book of Genesis? I think gay marriage is a lot easier to explain than chapter 38." I myself have done this.
