The Peak, 5/13/08: 1972

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Allman Brothers Band One Way Out
Jimmy Cliff You Can Get It If You Really Want
Argent Hold Your Head Up
Carly Simon You're So Vain
Jethro Tull Teacher
National Lampoon Deteriorata
David Bowie Suffragette City
Hot Tuna Water Song
Elton John Rocket Man
The Move California Man

OMGWTFLOL -- "Deteriorata"!!! Mega-Kudos to Rob.

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OMGWTFLOL -- "Deteriorata"!!! Mega-Kudos to Rob.

Well worth catching the replay for!

You are a fluke of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
Deteriorata, Deteriorata

Go placidly amidst the noise and waste, and remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.
Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep.
Rotate your tires.
Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself; and heed well their advice, even though they be turkeys.
Know what to kiss - and when.
Consider that two wrongs never make a right, but that three do.
Wherever possible, put people on hold.
Be comforted, that in the face of all irridity and disillusionment, and despite the changing fortunes of time, there is always a big future in computer maintenance.

You are a fluke of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
Whether you can hear it or not,
The universe is laughing behind your back.

Remember the Pueblo.
Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate. Know yourself.
If you need help, call the FBI.
Exercise caution in your daily affairs, especially with those persons closest to you...that lemon on your left, for instance.
Be assured that a walk through the oceans of most souls would scarcely get your feet wet.
Fall not in love therefore...it will stick to your face.
Gracefully surrender the things of youth: the birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan - and let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Hire people with hooks.
For a good time, call 606-4311, ask for Ken.
Take heart, in the deepening gloom, that your dog is finally getting enough cheese.
And reflect that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be worse in Milwaukee.

You are a fluke of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
Whether you can hear it or not,
The universe is laughing behind your back.

Therefore, make peace with your god, whatever you perceive him to be: hairy thunderer or cosmic muffin.
With all its hopes, dreams, promises, and urban renewal, the world continues to deteriorate.
GIVE UP!

You are a fluke of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
Whether you can hear it or not,
The universe is laughing behind your back.