"Now stop feeling sorry for yourself, and incidentally, I love you": I'm surprised I don't see this Arthur line on more Christmas cards. Could go over weirdly well in neurotic cities (um, like NYC).
HM to Foreigner-Gone-Soft, "Waiting for a Girl Like You": inferior to "I Want to Know What Love Is," but still representative of the year. Even more so if it segues into "Hearts" or anything by Air Supply, but I doubt we'll get those.