Most depressing of set: "The River."
I see where you're coming from, but I still love this song. Among Bruce's 5 best (don't ask what the other four are--at least not right now). BOS here.
I'm not sure about mine either. Except that "Candy's Room" is in there, maybe "Growin' Up," and the list is topped by "Cover Me." Something about Bruce in the vulnerable, submissive role is incredibly sexy to me. It's a perspective I never heard him take in song before or since. (Vulnerable, yes. Power-relinquishing, no.)