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RIP (RIH?) Leona Helmsley
« on: August 20, 2007, 07:46:03 AM »
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Re: RIP (RIH?) Leona Helmsley
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2007, 08:33:58 AM »
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Hotel magnate and "Queen of Mean" was 87

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2007/08/20/national/a071643D92.DTL


Oh, the latter, definitely.  She can fuck off and go to hell in the express lane.
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RIP (RIH?) Leona Helmsley
« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2007, 12:15:26 PM »
So Leona left $12 million to her dog. Several grandchildren get bupkiss. Bet they'd like to introduce said pooch to Michael Vick.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2007/08/29/national/a023329D20.DTL
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« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2007, 03:12:01 PM »
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So Leona left $12 million to her dog. Several grandchildren get bupkiss. Bet they'd like to introduce said pooch to Michael Vick.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2007/08/29/national/a023329D20.DTL


Whatever her relationship with her grandchildren was, this bequeathment just proves how much of a depraved, despicable person she was.  Nothing against her dog, but one-hundredth or even one-thousandth of that would have been plenty for all its lifelong needs.

I'm genuinely pissed off by this.

PS: Yeah, she gave money to charities.  But I have little to no respect for people who earn their fortunes through cheating and subsiding on the backs of others and then draw accolades for giving a fraction of it back in alleged philanthropy.
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« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2007, 11:31:35 AM »
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So Leona left $12 million to her dog. Several grandchildren get bupkiss. Bet they'd like to introduce said pooch to Michael Vick.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2007/08/29/national/a023329D20.DTL


hey, my first dog was named trouble! he was a boy, though. and certainly not a lapdog.

this reminds me of the jan hooks as bette davis skit on snl. bette's children go to the reading of the will and are presented with a videotape of their late mother. after a little introduction, she announces (and i paraphrase), "michael - you get EVERYTHING! katherine - you get NOTHING!" then she laughs for ten minutes straight. when they fast forward the tape to get past the laughter, jan hooks pretends she is a tape being fast-forwarded, and goes "memememememmemememe" while flailing her arms quickly.