OK, would you want these people to be character witnesses for YOU?
Elizabeth Taylor
Diana Ross
Kobe Bryant
Uri Geller
OMGWTFROTFL!
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2005/02/15/MNGB8BB51C1.DTL
Maybe Nick Carter will give a moving testimonial.
That's the only joke I will make on this subject. I can't believe I'm talking smack about Highwater Jack. You can tell it's not me, because I'm typing in caps.