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Title: For the Johnny Damon fans in the hizzle
Post by: Gazoo on April 05, 2005, 12:07:15 PM
(That means you, POC.)

Revealing photos in Page 3:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page3/story?page=photogallery/johnnydamon/050404#

I still don't get his attractiveness -- he looks to me like a hirsute E.L. Fudge cookie.
Title: Re: For the Johnny Damon fans in the hizzle
Post by: RGMike on April 05, 2005, 12:22:44 PM
Quote from: "Gazoo"
(That means you, POC.)

Revealing photos in Page 3:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page3/story?page=photogallery/johnnydamon/050404#

I still don't get his attractiveness -- he looks to me like a hirsute E.L. Fudge cookie.


Yikes.

Mr Damon is now -- officially -- very very weird. He was cute when he was in Oakland with short hair and clean-shaven. But the caveman look is just one of those affectations that make you say "WTF?" He looks like the type of guy who doesn't shower for days because he likes his own, er, scent. I'm not surprised he's working on his second wife. That too shall pass. Is it now every American boy's dream to post his honeymoon pics on espn.com?

Princess, you can do better.  And Ving eats boys like Johnny for breakfast :lol:
Title: Re: For the Johnny Damon fans in the hizzle
Post by: mshray on April 05, 2005, 01:29:21 PM
Quote from: "RGMike"
Quote from: "Gazoo"
(That means you, POC.)

Revealing photos in Page 3:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page3/story?page=photogallery/johnnydamon/050404#

I still don't get his attractiveness -- he looks to me like a hirsute E.L. Fudge cookie.


Yikes.

Mr Damon is now -- officially -- very very weird. He was cute when he was in Oakland with short hair and clean-shaven. But the caveman look is just one of those affectations that make you say "WTF?" He looks like the type of guy who doesn't shower for days because he like his own, er, scent. I'm not surprised he's working on his second wife. That too shall pass. Is it now every American boy's dream to post his honeymoon pics on espn.com?

Princess, you can do better.  And Ving eats boys like Johnny for breakfast :lol:


I think he really only has one eybrow, but he shaves the middle to make it look like he has two.
Title: Re: For the Johnny Damon fans in the hizzle
Post by: RGMike on April 05, 2005, 01:55:37 PM
Quote from: "mshray"
Quote from: "RGMike"
Quote from: "Gazoo"
(That means you, POC.)

Revealing photos in Page 3:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page3/story?page=photogallery/johnnydamon/050404#

I still don't get his attractiveness -- he looks to me like a hirsute E.L. Fudge cookie.


Yikes.

Mr Damon is now -- officially -- very very weird. He was cute when he was in Oakland with short hair and clean-shaven. But the caveman look is just one of those affectations that make you say "WTF?" He looks like the type of guy who doesn't shower for days because he like his own, er, scent. I'm not surprised he's working on his second wife. That too shall pass. Is it now every American boy's dream to post his honeymoon pics on espn.com?

Princess, you can do better.  And Ving eats boys like Johnny for breakfast :lol:


I think he really only has one eybrow, but he shaves the middle to make it look like he has two.


He's the Frida Kahlo of baseball!

And Greeks ARE Fine Hookers, BTW. As anyone who's ever seen Never on Sunday knows.
Title: Re: For the Johnny Damon fans in the hizzle
Post by: Gazoo on April 05, 2005, 03:19:37 PM
Quote from: "mshray"
Quote from: "RGMike"
Quote from: "Gazoo"
(That means you, POC.)

Revealing photos in Page 3:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page3/story?page=photogallery/johnnydamon/050404#

I still don't get his attractiveness -- he looks to me like a hirsute E.L. Fudge cookie.


Yikes.

Mr Damon is now -- officially -- very very weird. He was cute when he was in Oakland with short hair and clean-shaven. But the caveman look is just one of those affectations that make you say "WTF?" He looks like the type of guy who doesn't shower for days because he like his own, er, scent. I'm not surprised he's working on his second wife. That too shall pass. Is it now every American boy's dream to post his honeymoon pics on espn.com?

Princess, you can do better.  And Ving eats boys like Johnny for breakfast :lol:


I think he really only has one eybrow, but he shaves the middle to make it look like he has two.


Hey now!

Some of us are a little pluckish about that topic.
Title: Re: For the Johnny Damon fans in the hizzle
Post by: urth on April 05, 2005, 04:18:37 PM
Quote from: "Gazoo"
(That means you, POC.)

Revealing photos in Page 3:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page3/story?page=photogallery/johnnydamon/050404#

I still don't get his attractiveness -- he looks to me like a hirsute E.L. Fudge cookie.


Well, I sure get his wife's attractiveness--what cookies!!
Title: Re: For the Johnny Damon fans in the hizzle
Post by: princessofcairo on April 06, 2005, 10:16:02 AM
Quote from: "Gazoo"


Hey now!

Some of us are a little pluckish about that topic.


you're a nut, pluckish.

i'll have to quote whitney on this one: "i don't know why i like him...i just do."
Title: For the Johnny Damon fans in the hizzle
Post by: RGMike on April 12, 2005, 08:54:17 AM
from an article by Seth Stevenson on slate.com about opening day at Fenway:

"I fall into a conversation with a couple of reporters. These guys do lots of clubhouse interviews, and they're discussing which Sox player is smartest and which is dumbest. Consensus: Johnny Damon is easily the dumbest."