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Title: Overheard at the Voice tonight
Post by: Gazoo at da Voice on March 14, 2005, 08:40:26 PM
Dan: (mutters something unintelligible yet profane)

Jorge: Was that Spanish?

Dan: No, that was the sound of frustration.

Jorge: Oh, then it was Basque?


I love this place.
Title: Re: Overheard at the Voice tonight
Post by: princessofcairo on March 15, 2005, 08:49:20 AM
Quote from: "Gazoo at da Voice"
Dan: (mutters something unintelligible yet profane)

Jorge: Was that Spanish?

Dan: No, that was the sound of frustration.

Jorge: Oh, then it was Basque?


I love this place.


haahaaaa!!
Title: Re: Overheard at the Voice tonight
Post by: mshray on March 15, 2005, 08:59:18 AM
Quote from: "Gazoo at da Voice"
Dan: (mutters something unintelligible yet profane)

Jorge: Was that Spanish?

Dan: No, that was the sound of frustration.

Jorge: Oh, then it was Basque?


I love this place.


That's great, is Jorge actually Spanish as opposed to Latin American?
Title: Re: Overheard at the Voice tonight
Post by: Gazoo on March 15, 2005, 10:07:42 AM
Quote from: "mshray"
Quote from: "Gazoo at da Voice"
Dan: (mutters something unintelligible yet profane)

Jorge: Was that Spanish?

Dan: No, that was the sound of frustration.

Jorge: Oh, then it was Basque?


I love this place.


That's great, is Jorge actually Spanish as opposed to Latin American?

I think he's Dominican -- just quick on the draw.
Title: Overheard at the Voice tonight
Post by: Gaz at da Voice on June 13, 2005, 05:15:18 PM
Thread revived for another bit of Voice humor: We were talking about revising our Style Guide (mostly derived from Chicago, with some exceptions), and I suggested calling it ...

wait for it ...

the Comma Sutra.
Title: Overheard at the Voice tonight
Post by: urth on June 13, 2005, 06:11:01 PM
Quote from: "Gaz at da Voice"
Thread revived for another bit of Voice humor: We were talking about revising our Style Guide (mostly derived from Chicago, with some exceptions), and I suggested calling it ...

wait for it ...

the Comma Sutra.


OOOooooo...that's good.

May I use that if the occasion ever arises?
Title: Overheard at the Voice tonight
Post by: princessofcairo on June 14, 2005, 12:38:45 AM
Quote from: "urth"


OOOooooo...that's good.

May I use that if the occasion ever arises?


yes, i'm salivating over it, too. I think that's how I will refer to Gaz from now on: J.M., creator of the Comma Sutra.
Title: Overheard at the Voice tonight
Post by: Gazoo on June 14, 2005, 12:56:38 AM
Quote from: "urth"
Quote from: "Gaz at da Voice"
Thread revived for another bit of Voice humor: We were talking about revising our Style Guide (mostly derived from Chicago, with some exceptions), and I suggested calling it ...

wait for it ...

the Comma Sutra.


OOOooooo...that's good.

May I use that if the occasion ever arises?

It's all yours, friend.
Title: Overheard at the Voice tonight
Post by: RGMike on June 14, 2005, 07:33:47 AM
Gaz --- another article on Barry Zito, shutterbug:

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2005/06/14/SPGKDD81Q11.DTL
Title: Overheard at the Voice tonight
Post by: Gazoo on June 14, 2005, 08:24:46 AM
Quote from: "RGMike"
Gaz --- another article on Barry Zito, shutterbug:

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2005/06/14/SPGKDD81Q11.DTL


Interesting piece, too bad they couldn't have done this in time for Memorial Day.  Also seemed kind of odd that they included photos of Zito from 2002 and 2003 -- makes this all feel like a marketing campaign of some sort, "building the brand of Zito" in the community.  Something's going on, and I don't know what it is.
Title: Overheard at the Voice tonight
Post by: RGMike on June 14, 2005, 08:52:21 AM
Quote from: "Gazoo"
makes this all feel like a marketing campaign of some sort, "building the brand of Zito" in the community.  Something's going on, and I don't know what it is.


or maybe making him him look less like a left-coast flake, which will be helpful if he gets traded to someplace like Atlanta.
Title: Overheard at the Voice tonight
Post by: Gazoo on June 14, 2005, 08:58:01 AM
Quote from: "RGMike"
Quote from: "Gazoo"
makes this all feel like a marketing campaign of some sort, "building the brand of Zito" in the community.  Something's going on, and I don't know what it is.


or maybe making him him look less like a left-coast flake, which will be helpful if he gets traded to someplace like Atlanta.

If that were the case then they'd show him lugging around dumbbells instead of a guitar.  But the glowering "patriotism is one of his interests!" tone in the opening lends credence to selling him to middle America.

Why a SF paper wants to sell middle America on Zito remains a fascinating question to me, though.
Title: Overheard at the Voice tonight
Post by: Gaz at da Voice on October 17, 2005, 07:24:24 PM
Two great lines from tonight's issue close:

1.

Dan: The cover's in!
(we look at the cover: an article on Mike Bloomberg as the "Colossus" of the mayoral race has Bloomie rendered as the Jolly Green Giant.)
Jorge: Why is he the Jolly Green Giant instead of a Colossus?
Phyllis: Does the Jolly Green Giant smoosh people?

2.

Dan, proofing an article: What?!  I dehyph'd 'multi-culti'!  I know I did!
Phyllis: Ward CQ'ed it.  He said it looked like an eggplant dish.
Title: Overheard at the Voice tonight
Post by: Gazoo on October 24, 2005, 07:24:51 AM
Well gang, it's happened: Village Voice Media and New Times have agreed to a merger.  You can read about it at villagevoice.com or at gawker.com.  Meetings today to discuss the implications -- of course, not being a proper employee, I wasn't invited to the "real" meeting, and must make do with a fill-me-in meeting with the copy editors afterwards.  This isn't going to go down well.
Title: Overheard at the Voice tonight
Post by: RGMike on October 24, 2005, 09:55:10 AM
Quote from: "Gazoo"
Well gang, it's happened: Village Voice Media and New Times have agreed to a merger.  You can read about it at villagevoice.com or at gawker.com.  Meetings today to discuss the implications -- of course, not being a proper employee, I wasn't invited to the "real" meeting, and must make do with a fill-me-in meeting with the copy editors afterwards.  This isn't going to go down well.


We feel your pain, bub :cry: The NY Times is reporting the story too -- a friend just emailed it to me.
Title: the merger
Post by: ggould on October 24, 2005, 01:29:16 PM
Quote from: "RGMike"
Quote from: "Gazoo"
Well gang, it's happened: Village Voice Media and New Times have agreed to a merger.  You can read about it at villagevoice.com or at gawker.com.  Meetings today to discuss the implications -- of course, not being a proper employee, I wasn't invited to the "real" meeting, and must make do with a fill-me-in meeting with the copy editors afterwards.  This isn't going to go down well.
We feel your pain, bub :cry: The NY Times is reporting the story too -- a friend just emailed it to me.

It was reported on KFOG this morning too.  Funny that it has to go through a government anti-trust review, considering how lax the gov't has been about the amalgamation of power into fewer and fewer hands in the media lately.
Title: Overheard at the Voice tonight
Post by: Anonymous on November 07, 2005, 04:17:02 PM
Musto on the new musical Jersey Boys:

"Big Gaudio dynamite."

I wish I'd thought of that.

Meantime, for those with an affinity for the Voice, there's this:

http://www.newyorkmetro.com/nymetro/news/media/features/14987/
Title: Overheard at the Voice tonight
Post by: RGMike on November 07, 2005, 05:06:50 PM
Quote from: "Anonymous"
Musto on the new musical Jersey Boys:

"Big Gaudio dynamite."

I wish I'd thought of that.


LOL!  and speaking of, I read the review in the Times today (apparently the kid who plays Frankie Valli is quite good) and it said that Bob Crewe is portrayed as quite the queen. Who knew?
Title: Overheard at the Voice tonight
Post by: Anonymous on December 05, 2005, 10:15:38 AM
From the resident coffee snob here in Copy:

"Use the good coffee.  You may dispose of the Folger's.  Throw it out the window; feel free to sprinkle it on pedestrians."
Title: Overheard at the Voice tonight
Post by: RGMike on December 05, 2005, 10:42:01 AM
Quote from: "Gaz"
From the resident coffee snob here in Copy:

"Use the good coffee.  You may dispose of the Folger's.  Throw it out the window; feel free to sprinkle it on pedestrians."


The best part of walking theeeeere...
Is Folgers in your hair!
Title: Overheard at the Voice tonight
Post by: Gaz at da Voice on December 22, 2005, 11:54:50 AM
One thing I  love about copy editing here is the queries I get to ask that I will never get to ask again.  In the past two days:

"Dehyph, close 'ass-fuck' as noun per precedent of closed 'buttfuck' in word list?"

"Not sure how to hyph 'ultra super gay DJ' here: is he ultra-super? or ultra-super-gay?"

(The latter is about Junior Vasquez, in case anyone wondered.)
Title: Overheard at the Voice tonight
Post by: RGMike on December 22, 2005, 11:59:21 AM
Quote from: "Gaz at da Voice"
One thing I  love about copy editing here is the queries I get to ask that I will never get to ask again.  In the past two days:

"Dehyph, close 'ass-fuck' as noun per precedent of closed 'buttfuck' in word list?"

"Not sure how to hyph 'ultra super gay DJ' here: is he ultra-super? or ultra-super-gay?"

(The latter is about Junior Vasquez, in case anyone wondered.)


only Bruce Vilanch and Carson Kressley are ultra-super-gay.
Title: Overheard at the Voice tonight
Post by: urth on December 22, 2005, 12:28:38 PM
Quote from: "Gaz at da Voice"
One thing I  love about copy editing here is the queries I get to ask that I will never get to ask again.  In the past two days:

"Dehyph, close 'ass-fuck' as noun per precedent of closed 'buttfuck' in word list?"

"Not sure how to hyph 'ultra super gay DJ' here: is he ultra-super? or ultra-super-gay?"

(The latter is about Junior Vasquez, in case anyone wondered.)


And does "ultra super" modify "gay" or "DJ"?

In CNET style (which I often don't agree with personally), it would be ultrasupergay DJ.
Title: Overheard at the Voice tonight
Post by: mshray on December 22, 2005, 04:00:50 PM
Quote from: "RGMike"
Quote from: "Gaz at da Voice"
One thing I  love about copy editing here is the queries I get to ask that I will never get to ask again.  In the past two days:

"Dehyph, close 'ass-fuck' as noun per precedent of closed 'buttfuck' in word list?"

"Not sure how to hyph 'ultra super gay DJ' here: is he ultra-super? or ultra-super-gay?"

(The latter is about Junior Vasquez, in case anyone wondered.)


only Bruce Vilanch and Carson Kressley are ultra-super-gay.


When I was driving around greater Cleveland last week WMMS had Mike Teutel, the son from OCC on as a guest (you know, that chopper building show on Discovery channel? if not see here: http://www.orangecountychoppers.com/occweb_ver2_biopage_mike.php).  Now Mikey's a 'bigfella', and the WMMS deejays were asking him if people ever say he looks like this or that other famous bigfella. He said, "No, but sometimes I get Bruce Vilanch."

WMMS guys: "Who??"
Mikey:  "Some comic guy, gets paid like $10,000 per joke for the Oscars."

[that screeching sound in your imagination is me trying not to swerve the 12 passenger van into the ditch]
Title: Overheard at the Voice tonight
Post by: Gazoo on December 22, 2005, 07:35:26 PM
Quote from: "mshray"
Quote from: "RGMike"
Quote from: "Gaz at da Voice"
One thing I  love about copy editing here is the queries I get to ask that I will never get to ask again.  In the past two days:

"Dehyph, close 'ass-fuck' as noun per precedent of closed 'buttfuck' in word list?"

"Not sure how to hyph 'ultra super gay DJ' here: is he ultra-super? or ultra-super-gay?"

(The latter is about Junior Vasquez, in case anyone wondered.)


only Bruce Vilanch and Carson Kressley are ultra-super-gay.


When I was driving around greater Cleveland last week WMMS had Mike Teutel, the son from OCC on as a guest (you know, that chopper building show on Discovery channel? if not see here: http://www.orangecountychoppers.com/occweb_ver2_biopage_mike.php).  Now Mikey's a 'bigfella', and the WMMS deejays were asking him if people ever say he looks like this or that other famous bigfella. He said, "No, but sometimes I get Bruce Vilanch."

WMMS guys: "Who??"
Mikey:  "Some comic guy, gets paid like $10,000 per joke for the Oscars."

[that screeching sound in your imagination is me trying not to swerve the 12 passenger van into the ditch]


That last line justified everything that preceded.  This is why I want y'all as my podcast cast!