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Main Discussion Area => In Memoriam, Happy Birthday => Topic started by: urth on May 15, 2007, 11:01:13 AM

Title: RIH Jerry Falwell
Post by: urth on May 15, 2007, 11:01:13 AM
That's "roast in hell."

Found unconscious in his office this morning. Age 73.

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2007/05/15/national/a103545D84.DTL
Title: RIH Jerry Falwell
Post by: Gazoo on May 15, 2007, 11:05:01 AM
My only regret about this is that I never got to say to his face, "Fuck off and die."

Please tell me Pat Robertson is next.
Title: RIH Jerry Falwell
Post by: RGMike on May 15, 2007, 11:09:35 AM
Quote from: "Gazoo"
My only regret about this is that I never got to say to his face, "Fuck off and die."

Please tell me Pat Robertson is next.


Amen, brothas and sistahs!
Title: RIH Jerry Falwell
Post by: mshray on May 15, 2007, 11:45:43 AM
Quote from: "Gazoo"
My only regret about this is that I never got to say to his face, "Fuck off and die."

Please tell me Pat Robertson is next.


Maybe Robertson & Dobson can have a head-on collision on their way to the funeral.

The Taliban military commander in Afghanistan, Mullah Dadullah, was killed yesterday, won't he & Jerry be surprised to wake up in Hell in the same orientation class?
Title: RIH Jerry Falwell
Post by: RGMike on May 15, 2007, 12:09:09 PM
Quote from: "mshray"
Quote from: "Gazoo"
My only regret about this is that I never got to say to his face, "Fuck off and die."

Please tell me Pat Robertson is next.


Maybe Robertson & Dobson can have a head-on collision on their way to the funeral.

The Taliban military commander in Afghanistan, Mullah Dadullah, was killed yesterday, won't he & Jerry be surprised to wake up in Hell in the same orientation class?


Bwahahahaha!  Line of the week, Mr. Shray.
Title: RIH Jerry Falwell
Post by: princessofcairo on May 15, 2007, 07:24:38 PM
dude. i loved jerry falwell. i can't figure out why you guys are hating on him hard core. i'm gonna go cry.
Title: RIH Jerry Falwell
Post by: princessofcairo on May 15, 2007, 07:27:17 PM
Quote from: "RGMike"
Quote from: "mshray"
Quote from: "Gazoo"
My only regret about this is that I never got to say to his face, "Fuck off and die."

Please tell me Pat Robertson is next.


Maybe Robertson & Dobson can have a head-on collision on their way to the funeral.

The Taliban military commander in Afghanistan, Mullah Dadullah, was killed yesterday, won't he & Jerry be surprised to wake up in Hell in the same orientation class?


Bwahahahaha!  Line of the week, Mr. Shray.


yeah, except that jery is going to heaven, asshole. long live the teletubbies!
Title: RIH Jerry Falwell
Post by: RGMike on May 15, 2007, 09:08:40 PM
Quote from: "princessofcairo"
Quote from: "RGMike"
Quote from: "mshray"
Quote from: "Gazoo"
My only regret about this is that I never got to say to his face, "Fuck off and die."

Please tell me Pat Robertson is next.


Maybe Robertson & Dobson can have a head-on collision on their way to the funeral.

The Taliban military commander in Afghanistan, Mullah Dadullah, was killed yesterday, won't he & Jerry be surprised to wake up in Hell in the same orientation class?


Bwahahahaha!  Line of the week, Mr. Shray.


yeah, except that jery is going to heaven, asshole. long live the teletubbies!


OMG! what's in the water in Madrid???
Title: RIH Jerry Falwell
Post by: Gazoo on May 16, 2007, 09:17:04 AM
Quote from: "princessofcairo"
Quote from: "RGMike"
Quote from: "mshray"
Quote from: "Gazoo"
My only regret about this is that I never got to say to his face, "Fuck off and die."

Please tell me Pat Robertson is next.


Maybe Robertson & Dobson can have a head-on collision on their way to the funeral.

The Taliban military commander in Afghanistan, Mullah Dadullah, was killed yesterday, won't he & Jerry be surprised to wake up in Hell in the same orientation class?


Bwahahahaha!  Line of the week, Mr. Shray.


yeah, except that jery is going to heaven, asshole. long live the teletubbies!


This line only makes sense if read in a Ralph Wiggum voice.
Title: RIH Jerry Falwell
Post by: princessofcairo on May 16, 2007, 12:34:15 PM
Quote from: "RGMike"
Quote from: "princessofcairo"
Quote from: "RGMike"
Quote from: "mshray"
Quote from: "Gazoo"
My only regret about this is that I never got to say to his face, "Fuck off and die."

Please tell me Pat Robertson is next.


Maybe Robertson & Dobson can have a head-on collision on their way to the funeral.

The Taliban military commander in Afghanistan, Mullah Dadullah, was killed yesterday, won't he & Jerry be surprised to wake up in Hell in the same orientation class?


Bwahahahaha!  Line of the week, Mr. Shray.


yeah, except that jery is going to heaven, asshole. long live the teletubbies!


OMG! what's in the water in Madrid???


there *is* no water. only alcohol. that was the problem. :)
Title: RIH Jerry Falwell
Post by: RGMike on May 18, 2007, 12:27:22 PM
Mark Morford provides a handy-dandy compendium of Falwell's greatest hits:

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/gate/a/2007/05/18/notes051807.DTL
Title: RIH Jerry Falwell
Post by: princessofcairo on May 19, 2007, 09:19:24 AM
Quote from: "RGMike"
Mark Morford provides a handy-dandy compendium of Falwell's greatest hits:

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/gate/a/2007/05/18/notes051807.DTL


"The ACLU is to Christians what the American Nazi party is to Jews," but it doesn't matter because, "God doesn't listen to Jews."

Casper Milquetoast asks only question, "May I go to the bathroom?"

priceless.
Title: RIH Jerry Falwell
Post by: RGMike on May 23, 2007, 12:29:27 PM
Just caught up with Christopher Hitchens' diatribe against Falwell:

http://www.slate.com/id/2166337/

The great thing about this is that Hitchens can be quite conservative (he's been a huge supporter of Bush on Iraq), but he's also an atheist.  So he's confusing the shit out of O'Reilly, Hannity, et al.
Title: RIH Jerry Falwell
Post by: mshray on May 23, 2007, 04:43:33 PM
Quote from: "RGMike"
Just caught up with Christopher Hitchens' diatribe against Falwell:

http://www.slate.com/id/2166337/

The great thing about this is that Hitchens can be quite conservative (he's been a huge supporter of Bush on Iraq), but he's also an atheist.  So he's confusing the shit out of O'Reilly, Hannity, et al.


There's a link on the side of that article to the current Onion & in this context it is SOOO perfect that I have appended it here:

Study: 38 Percent Of People Not Actually Entitled To Their Opinion
 
CHICAGO—In a surprising refutation of the conventional wisdom on opinion entitlement, a study conducted by the University of Chicago's School for Behavioral Science concluded that more than one-third of the U.S. population is neither entitled nor qualified to have opinions.

"On topics from evolution to the environment to gay marriage to immigration reform, we found that many of the opinions expressed were so off-base and ill-informed that they actually hurt society by being voiced," said chief researcher Professor Mark Fultz, who based the findings on hundreds of telephone, office, and dinner-party conversations compiled over a three-year period. "While people have long asserted that it takes all kinds, our research shows that American society currently has a drastic oversupply of the kinds who don't have any good or worthwhile thoughts whatsoever. We could actually do just fine without them."

In 2002, Fultz's team shook the academic world by conclusively proving the existence of both bad ideas during brainstorming and dumb questions during question-and-answer sessions.